Fred's Banoffee Pie (or Christmas Pudding for Kids)

Crush up some digestive biscuits and mix with melted butter. Then press them into a shallow pie dish.
Then get some caramelized condensed milk. In my day, you had to buy a can of sweetened condensed milk and boil it, unopened, for two hours. They always warned you on the tin that you should NOT do this, because of the risk of nuclear explosion; but knowing this only seemed to make the whole event slightly more dangerous and sexy, and the pie more delicious.. imagine my disappointment when I found ready-made caramelized condensed milk in Tescos, then.
However! Atleast life is now much safer and child friendly. Well, making this pie is anyway.
So spread on the creamy caramel, then slice a couple of bananas, and lay these over too. Top generously with whipped cream and grated chocolate. Chill until the nippers are ready to dive in.